Men’s/Unisex Shirt in Natural and Women’s Shirt in Violet
Please see our FAQ for Sizing. These are the first of the new line of shirts with true sizing. We still recommend that you read the measurements on the FAQ to confirm your size before you order.
Copyright: Pet Holdings, Inc – 2010 All Rights Reserved. Design by Emily Nokes of the Cheezburger Network.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Hey, it’s LOLmart Shirts here, with a special treat. Last week a magical portal opened to a dimension of fantasy, right here in our shirt warehouse, and so, you know, we took a break from selling awesome shirts, hopped through this gate of stars, and attended the most epic sporting event ever conceived.
Here’s the flyer:
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
It’s the BATTLE OF THE HORNS! Put away your brass instrument, you filthy musician, because this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Unicorn will be pitted against Narwhal in the one and only BATTLE OF THE HORNS! That’s right, it’s the unicorn-of-the-sea versus the unicorn of the—well, the normal unicorn—in the duel to end all duuuueeeeels! BATTLE OF THE HORNS!
LET THE TRASH TALK BEGIN!
Unicorn: “Narwhal is going down! Does he think I’m going to go easy on him? What does he take me for, a pegasus? If he can’t stand the heat, he should go back underwater with the rest of the FISH.”
Narwhal: “Unicorn? That ain’t no unicorn. Trust me, bub, I’ve seen a unicorn before. That there’s just a horse with a horn.”
Snowy mountain vistas?! Rainbow candy dreamlands?! Waterfalls of wonder?! This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY they will all be battlegrounds of TERROR TERROR TERROR! Watch these mythical beasts lock horns and clench teeth as we go hoof versus fin! That sensation that you’re feeling? It’s the quickening… of your heart as you are witness to the most epic thing that you have ever witnessed! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Classic battler Connor MacLeod raves: “I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. AND I LOVE THE BATTLE OF THE HORNS!”
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! BATTLE OF THE HORNS!
Please see our FAQ for Sizing. These are the first of the new line of shirts with true sizing. We still recommend that you read the measurements on the FAQ to confirm your size before you order.
Copyright: Pet Holdings, Inc – 2010 All Rights Reserved. Design by Emily Nokes of the Cheezburger Network.
Awesome pic, awesome colour… empty bank account ;_;
Why, world?? WHYYYYYYY???????
SAme!
SAME!
EMAS!
I like this design. Its good to see some fresh design!
Don’t like the shirt colors for this one …
SO INCREDIBLE!!
Lolz, awesome.
You never see awesome shirts like these in normal un-awesome shops, like Target and K-mart. I want one.
omfg i wantz one
I WANT MOAR
This is awesome!
YES!
Very cool!
Does anybody here realise that a Narwhal’s “horn” is actually a tusk, and comes from its mouth – NOT the middle of its head?!
Yeah and does anybody here realise that unicorns aren’t real?? Or that this is a drawing??
Wait, what do you mean this is a drawing?! I was told that this t-shirt was a documentary filmed in real time!
Well, yes the horn is actually a tusk… but it doesn’t come out if it’s mouth. It protrudes just above the upper lip. Sometimes, if the Narwhal has pleased ceiling cat, it has two!
hoo gives a crud? no one cares about that, its an awesome shirt!
I’ll have you know EVERYONE cares because it is a very important fact.
Nah…. It’s more like a trivia fact.
yeah, the tusk placement is a bit off for the narwhal – but it’s an awesome shirt. I’d get one but I’m broke and still waiting for my o_0 shirt
same I’m waiting on two shirts already
i ordered my 1st a week or so ago & am anxious for it to show up the “it’s dangerous to go alone take KITTEH” btw I own bothe cheez-books I bought at my local mall but I can’t FIND the hotdog book
awesome, but I won’t be buying
My high school ultimate team supports the narwhal. seeing as we have a narwhal on our hats.
Not really a fan of the design, but I think the unicorn looks really cool.
I’m such a geek…
I want this but I’m still waiting on the firefox I ordered! Cmon please it’s been about a month!
I waaaaaaant but I am broke!!! What a cruel world this is.
I hope it comes around again closer to pay day!
Guh, and I’ve been watching The Last Unicorn clips on youtube today too <_< Want!
@_@ please tell me you saw that before that movie is E P I C
Cute but i kinda want the NPH on the unicoron pic on a shirt
<3 him!
hmmm…i dunno what they are, only unicorn. but i would want unicorn, no narwhal. what does that even mean??
btw, you guys should combine old shirt ideas to make new ones, people would love them!!
I hope the fucken unicorn wins. I can’t stand animals that begin with the letter n.
awesome one Emily
Awesome shirt. Oh, and what’s that I see? A receipt. ‘Cause I boughted one…
+D
……. MOAR KETTEHZ!!!
is this some weird spinoff of Charlie the UNicorn?
Hate the colors, love the design. When are we going to get to choose the color?
Color selection on shirts is a bit tricky. Not every design works with every shirt color. Even with that warning, shirt variability is something we would like to add, but there are other pressing issues we need to address first.
I hate violet. This shirt is awesome. But it’s freaking violet!
Maybe consider running 2 totally different shirts on weekends? Would boost sales and people like choices. Like the caption’s design, meh on the rest.
Got my shirt. Don’t like the women’s t-shirt style anymore. I like the baby doll cut that’s supposed to be form fitting. I wear a large in that style, but according to your faq I needed to get a small in this style to get a decent fit. I should have read the faq before I bought the shirt in a large.
I <3 narwhals!!!!!!11!