Every day we are forced to make difficult decisions: “Should I cross the street?” “Am I thirsty?” “Do I wear pants today?” The almighty Cheezburger is here to save the day. Except for the pants thing, go ahead and put those on, that’s how paroles get broken.
But I already have a Magic 8 Ball – THROW THAT ABOMINATION OUT! I mean seriously, your parents were using Magic 8 Balls. Your parents! And you wouldn’t take advice from your parents, would you? DON’T ANSWER THAT. The point is, this is the decision-making-device of the future.
Can my cat use the Magic Cheezburger? Of course. I mean, it’s written in your cat’s native tongue. Just make sure that their tongue doesn’t get all up in this cheezburger, because it will not taste like the cheezburgers they’re accustomed to.
BUT HOW DOES IT WORK? Please watch this handy-dandy example video and all of your questions will be answered. Most of your questions, anyway. The rest can be answered by the Magic Cheezburger itself.
But I already have a Magic 8 Ball – THROW THAT ABOMINATION OUT! I mean seriously, your parents were using Magic 8 Balls. Your parents! And you wouldn’t take advice from your parents, would you? DON’T ANSWER THAT. The point is, this is the decision-making-device of the future.
You owned me ! i’ll take one !
i know it’s awesome
hey the flim won’t working….because my computer is verison 9 not 10!
Try pressing the “Turbo” button on your 486, that will boost the flim to workings on teh puter.
ah ahaha i laughed so hard reading hit the turbo button on your 486, u sure he doesnt have the 386? lololol
Just save up and buy a compé, turn those flagrant errors into fragrant errors1
lol compe!!! i love strong bad
I want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too awesome not to own!!!
Ohai!!!1
I haz dis. Iz lik it lotz. It bee ALWAYS rite noe mater wat. Dis cheeseburg sav mee lot ov tim n trouble. Naow iz nought haz too waree abt da futture! YAY!!!1
Iz awesomeeeee! I get it soonz if mumzy will let mwe!
AMAZING! <3
lolz my lolcat is not accustomed to zis cheezburgah. i can haz it.
wshz he wznt broke
Maybe the Cheezburger can provides answers to make you rich.
Problem? :troll: <– i has troll emoticons on teh google chromes luvz it.
DO WANT!!1! LOL!
i can has magik cheezburger now plz??? >^_^<
Awesome! sounds cool!
xD id like to see my friend Will look into this once he asks “will i get killed by voldemort? or bellatrix?”
very accurate celing cat is giving the correct items
wow~ is new! burger!
i like burger ♡
LOL me:can i has fudgesickle??? *shake shake shake* cheezeburger:i eated it. me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH YOU MUNSTERRRR
U CAN HAS
SRSLY?
SRY, I EATED IT
i want it
Me:Can I has my pie?
Cheezburger: Sry, I eated it.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AWSOMEZ!! IM BUYIN ITZ!!
I got my Magic Cheeseburger yesterday in the mail and it is AWESOME! Even the packaging is cool!
i iz going to get dis!!! I NEEDZ DA CHEEZBURGA!!
Me:What happened to WEEGEE?!
Magic cheezburger:I eated it.
Me:……..
DUDES,I NEED TO BUY THE MAGIC CHEEZBURGER!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolcats rule! i must buy this!
looks goods
this toy is awesome men
Mus get NAO!!! I love dis and mus get.
this looks so awesome.
haha! rofl =^o.o^= <——lol cat is slightly shocked
OMG!!!!!!! I WANT ONE SO BAD BUT I’M BROKE!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I would use this as my guide to answering dumb questions from other people (mainly bosses).
“Are you doing your job over there?”
“U can has.”
“What? You’re awfully quiet in the back.”
“I eated it.”
“I give up.”
U NO GIVES UP!!! COURAGE WILL WILL EATS U!!!
yay
i bought you a magic cheezburger,
but me ate it
HappyGoose,thats realy funny,but know wats more funny?
THAT I WANT CHEEZBURGER!
… … … (drooling)
Want.
LOVE IT! and am gonna get it for mai kittehs
LOVE IT! Mai Kittehs demand it!
Mai Kittehs wil get tey want it and I do too LOL love it
¬.¬ almost irresisable
wow just bought one and cant wate till i get one …………. idk if ur trollin on me but i gess ill find out
:E
immma troll and imma get a magic cheeseburgur
Shuld ai git majik cheezburger??
Wow! You Should Make An O rly Owl Plush. Or Weegee. Or Dancing Banana. MAKE MORE MEME PLUSHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
should i get de magic cheezburger or should i get de t scirt, ays confused, ill get de cheezburger so it will help me decide,
then i would has already got it
i can haz majic cheezburger
i wantz!!!!!!
i love da cheezbugerz!!!!!!!!!
i really LOVE it :”) (cat face)