Bah Humbug

Bah Humbug

Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts: The Ghost of Christmas Sucks, the Ghost of Boring Boredom, and the Ghost of Who Cares. And P.S.? ALL THOSE GHOSTS ARE ME! BAH HUMBUG.

Christmas has always been bad for me. When I was a kitten, I remember getting in trouble for climbing the Christmas tree. YOU GUYS IT’S A TREE, WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING WITH IT? And everyone is always taking the wrapping paper off of those little boxes and things, but I get in trouble when I try to help. YOU GUYS IF YOU’RE TRYING TO OPEN THESE PRESENT THINGS, DON’T USE YOUR FLESHY HUMAN HANDS, LET THE GUY WITH THE CLAWS HELP, OKAY?

And do you always have to dress me up in these silly costumes? I’m not a doll you know I—wait… does this box have my name on it? Is this present for me? Oh! You shouldn’t have. Can I… Can I open it now? Rustle-rustle-rabble-rabble-tear-tear. OMG! A new play-toy! It looks like a mouse but it’s not! SQUEE! Gosh, this present is so great, you guys, xmas is so great, you guys. Wait, what was I talking about?


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