OM NOM NOM NOM FAIL!

Our Final NOM NOM NOM Shirt this week is the NOM NOM NOM FAIL!

Om Nom Nom… Wait

Welcome to the first annual Cheezburger eating contest! To close out NOM NOM NOM Week, we’ve arranged a contest between some of your favorite animals, all to see who can eat the most cheezburgers. Are you ready? On your, marks… get set… Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaake!! What are you doing? Are you eating… yourself?

You know how sometimes you’re eating a cheezburger, and the cheezburger is so delicious that you end up eating some of the paper that the cheezburger is wrapped in? It’s kind of like that, except then you realize that the cheezburger you were enjoying so much wasn’t a cheezburger at all, but was really, you know, your own body. I mean, it’s a common mistake, it could happen to anyone, especially if you’re less the chew-your-food type and more the let-your-food-digest-while-still-alive sort. The only difference here is that the snake paparazzi snapped a photo of his

indiscretion and spread it around the world wide webs.




So next time you’re a snake in a cheezburger eating contest, remember these tips so that you don’t get called Ouroboros for the rest of snake high school:
1. Save a Cheezburger for Happy Cat.
2. Always make sure that you’re not winning the contest by Om Nom Nom-ing yourself.
3. If someone asks politely, and you’re a mother-effing snake, then get off the mother-effing plane.

Kthx and good luck next year, Snake.

Men’s/Unisex Shirt in City Green  and Women’s Shirt in Spring Yellow

Please see our FAQ for Sizing. These are the first of the new line of shirts with true sizing. We still recommend that you read the measurements on the FAQ to confirm your size before you order.

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