So we begin our week of three very cool, very different NOM NOM NOM shirts with a classic from icanhascheezburger.com, The NOM NOM NOM Express Snails.
MAD SNAILS
Thanks for coming. We here at Sterling, Cooper, Draper & Snail know that your time is important to you, so we’re not going to waste it. We know you have a lot of other meetings at a lot of other gastropod ad agencies this afternoon, so we’re going to get straight to the point. You want an image for your new travel service, a travel service that you hope will become the pinnacle of mollusk transport. You’ve built leaves, stalks, and branches to get your potential customers where they’re going, but now you need to turn those potential customers into actual customers. That’s our job.
We’re snails. We have lots of ways of getting around. This isn’t a revolution in travel, you haven’t reinvented the wheel, you’ve just made it… yummier. In the past, we had to go somewhere THEN eat something. With this, we can go somewhere AND eat something, all at the same time. That’s right, the transport IS the food.
These aren’t just branches and leaves and grass. No. This is the NOM NOM NOM Express. It’s not express because it makes you go faster. I mean… we’re still snails… there’s nothing we can do about that. It’s express because we’re doing two things at the same time, and that’s going to save us time, and as snails, time is the most important thing we have. It’s why we carry our homes on our backs. It’s why the NOM NOM NOM Express is the next step for snail-kind.
First thing we’re going to do is call up our partners in the human sector, and we’re going to put a wonderful image of snails enjoying the NOM NOM NOM Express on t-shirts. They’re going to love it. And guess what? That’s potentially 6 billion walking billboards for other snails to see. They get a nice shirt, we get free NOM NOM NOM
Good luck at your other meetings.
Men’s/Unisex Shirt and Women’s Shirt in Green Apple
Shirts will be printed on the lower half of the shirt to match the snail munching on grass motif.
Please see our FAQ for Sizing. These are the first of the new line of shirts with true sizing. We still recommend that you read the measurements on the FAQ to confirm your size before you order.
Copyright: Pet Holdings, Inc – 2010 All Rights Reserved. Design by Jessica Cornelius
Oh, I love all the green.
O hao kyoot!! Snailz!
fist good shirt all week! IMHO
Eeep, not sure I want the words “nom nom nom” all over my chubby little belly!! *blush*
It is such a cute shirt, but I was thinking the same exact thing.
Was also thinking the same thing. lol
If only I could find some willing snails to nom any excess fat off of my belly.
Actually I was thinking that the shirt would be very appropriate! All the Nom Nom Noms explain perfectly how I got my chubby Belly! lol But I don’t like the green…..
lol
Bahahaha XD Love it!
haha, I’d buy it if I had deh money! LOL it’s so cute! and funny!
^.^
awww i love snails!!!
I liek how the design isn’t in the middle for once
I wonder how long it took to make pic #2. It’s clever, having bigger ‘nom’s’ for closer snails. Who thinks the better part of someone’s afternoon was spent on this?
Oh, it didn’t take too terribly long with a lots of copy-n-paste. I was particularly pleased with myself for figuring out how to use semi-transparent ‘nom’s for the farther-away snails.
i saw friday’s shirt is the snake eating itself. i am totally holding out for that but i do love this one so much!!
I LOVE THIS AND I AM GOING TO BUY IT. And this is the first shirt where I have done something like this.
Love the green
but no pennies this week = no shirt for me
awww too cute!
love the green!
but i can’t spend my monies on it
Personally, I think it’s weird. But the color is lovely!
i like the pic better… but i still lol:>
we love it ~!!
wish it came in a womens tank! would have to buy then! (cant stand sleeves!)
This is such a cool shirt! Bring it back!