
Every day we are forced to make difficult decisions: “Should I cross the street?” “Am I thirsty?” “Do I wear pants today?” The almighty Cheezburger is here to save the day. Except for the pants thing, go ahead and put those on, that’s how paroles get broken.
But I already have a Magic 8 Ball – THROW THAT ABOMINATION OUT! I mean seriously, your parents were using Magic 8 Balls. Your parents! And you wouldn’t take advice from your parents, would you? DON’T ANSWER THAT. The point is, this is the decision-making-device of the future.
Can my cat use the Magic Cheezburger? Of course. I mean, it’s written in your cat’s native tongue. Just make sure that their tongue doesn’t get all up in this cheezburger, because it will not taste like the cheezburgers they’re accustomed to.
BUT HOW DOES IT WORK? Please watch this handy-dandy example video and all of your questions will be answered. Most of your questions, anyway. The rest can be answered by the Magic Cheezburger itself.
But I already have a Magic 8 Ball – THROW THAT ABOMINATION OUT! I mean seriously, your parents were using Magic 8 Balls. Your parents! And you wouldn’t take advice from your parents, would you? DON’T ANSWER THAT. The point is, this is the decision-making-device of the future.
You owned me ! i’ll take one !
i know it’s awesome
hey the flim won’t working….because my computer is verison 9 not 10!
Try pressing the “Turbo” button on your 486, that will boost the flim to workings on teh puter.
ah ahaha i laughed so hard reading hit the turbo button on your 486, u sure he doesnt have the 386? lololol
I want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too awesome not to own!!!
Ohai!!!1
I haz dis. Iz lik it lotz. It bee ALWAYS rite noe mater wat. Dis cheeseburg sav mee lot ov tim n trouble. Naow iz nought haz too waree abt da futture! YAY!!!1
Iz awesomeeeee! I get it soonz if mumzy will let mwe!
AMAZING! <3
lolz my lolcat is not accustomed to zis cheezburgah. i can haz it.
wshz he wznt broke
Maybe the Cheezburger can provides answers to make you rich.
DO WANT!!1! LOL!