Like Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Antony, or P. Diddy and J. Lo, theirs was a love for the ages, a love that should have been impossible. But love is always possible, and so we present this plush Lolrus and his bukkit, modeled after the happy times.

What was it that attracted Lolrus to Bukkit in the first place? That bright blue tone? That convenient handle? The residue of fish emanating from within? We may never know (but probably the fish smell, I mean, he is a lolrus). It was not the initial attraction but the loss of a bukkit, which kicked off an entire internet meme. His loss was our our lol gain, but I like to think he’s somewhere with that bukkit of his right now, grinning just like he is in this plush.

Why can’t I separate Lolrus from his bukkit? Oh wow, why would you want to do that, meanie?

I heard that Lolrus isn’t even a walrus! Care to explain? It’s true, Lolrus isn’t actually a walrus, but instead a very large, 11-year-old seal named Minazo. FACT.

Lolrus and Bukkit are shipped in a canvas bag so they have room to breathe. Ages 7 and up. NOTE: Lolrus color changes depending on the light from seafoam green to blubber brown. Just like the real Lolrus.