LOLmart Shirts: Leveled Up

DING! LEVEL!

You guys, I know that this is usually where I make little jokes about the t-shirt of the day while gently nudging you to put your hard-earned cheez-bucks towards our awesome chest-drapings, but today we have to talk about something serious:
CATS ARE RUINING THE ECONOMIES OF ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE VIDEOGAMES

I mean, seriously. I was in Stormwind last night, you know, getting ready to go out on a raid with my guild, and then some jerkface, all purpled out, comes up to us trying to sell us in-game gold for real game money. And you just know that this guy was some cat–probably just a kitten–who had been gold farming instead of going to work or school. So I said no, you know, because gold farming is an awful practice, and this guy tricked me into a PVP battle where he killed me in four seconds and then kept squatting over and over again on my head. Why would he even do that? Cats, man.
I mean, we all want our Pokemon to be the highest level possible. We all want to catch that shiny Pikachu who knows surf, but c’mon, we should be doing it ourselves. We shouldn’t be forcing cats to do it.
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Wait… what? The cats are just playing the games by themselves? No one is forcing them to? Oh, actually, that makes sense. If I laid around the house licking myself and napping all day, I’d probably play videogames every once and a while too. I mean, I think that pretty much describes last Saturday. Okay, well, carry on then.
DING!
No cats were harmed in the making of this awesome shirt, but they did do a lot of grinding in the starter zones.




Men’s/Unisex Shirt in Black and Women’s Shirt in Black
Please see our FAQ for Sizing. Shirts are tight-fitted, so you might want to order one size larger. Women’s cuts run skinny, like junior sizes, so some women have recommended going two sizes larger or getting the Unisex shirt to be safe.
Copyright: Pet Holdings, Inc – 2010 All Rights Reserved Design by: Christopher Kimball

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