Kitty has Reached Critical Mass

Kitty has Reached Critical Mass

Are you sure that this cat isn’t a vampire? Just because something sparkles in the sun doesn’t make it a vampire. I mean, David Bowie glitters, but he isn’t a vampire. Wait, is David Bowie a vampire?

What I mean is, this cat has less in common with David Bowie from The Hunger and more in common with David Bowie from The Prestige. That’s right, the movie where he played Tesla, because this cat…

It’s electric! You can’t see it! It’s electric! You gotta feel it! It’s electric! Boogie woogie, woogie. But just how electric is that? Is it 1.21 jigawatts worth of electric?!?! We wouldn’t bet our flux capacitor on it, but this cat could be your best chance for getting back to 1985, Marty.

Will this shirt always have static cling? The kitty is electric, not the shirt. No extra dryer sheets necessary. Also, ummm, this dryer is currently being used by a kitty as Naptime HQ, so please move along, thank you, buhbye.

Support alternate energy sources. Nothing is stronger than the power of cute. It powers thousands of LOLs a day, why can’t it power everything else?

Men’s/Unisex Shirt in Black and Women’s Shirt in Violet

Please see our FAQ for Sizing. These are the first of the new line of shirts with true sizing. We still recommend that you read the measurements on the FAQ to confirm your size before you order.
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