FIRST!
Hi, nice to make your acquaintance, but we’ve kind of already met before. Me? I’m a FIRST-er. What’s a FIRST-er? Well, it doesn’t mean I come in first in competitions, that’s for sure. Unless that competition is being awesome, in which case I come in first every time.
That’s right, I’m the guy who posts FIRST in all of your favorite blogs, message boards, and YouTube videos. While everyone else is trying to have a meaningful discussion about an interesting topic? I’ve already come and gone, my friend. If I wanted conversation, I would leave the basement.
Do you think it’s easy to always be FIRST? It’s not. I have to hang out at all of your favorite websites, constantly clicking refresh, always on the lookout for new articles to FIRST. And it’s true, sometimes I post FIRST, and by the time it shows up, I’m not actually FIRST anymore. But please don’t confuse me with the “NOT FIRST” guy. That guy is such a troll. Except for the times where I post “NOT FIRST,” in which case I’m being totally ironic, because irony is awesome.
And what about that guy who posts “SECOND!” ?? Oh man, I can’t stand THAT guy. He posts a one word comment that adds nothing to the conversation AND he’s not FIRST.
Let’s be honest, without me, the internet would cease to function. It’s a thankless job, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to it.
P.S.: FIRST.
Men’s/Unisex Shirt in White and Women’s Shirt in Black
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First!!1!
I saw that one coming
Epic win, man. 100 internets for you.
Second!
NOT FIRST
LOL! I have to say that I love the black, but something about the white just makes it perfect:)
wow i was just thinking about how its so stupid when people say “first” in comment threads, because most the time they aren’t first.
It’s because the comments before them haven’t been approved yet and are not showing up. So when they post theirs, they think that they ARE first.
Then as comments are approved by Cheez peeps, then they can see what order they actually came in. I can understand how that happens, cause I run a wordpress blog, and I choose which comments to accept, and Akismet chooses which ones are spam.
After reading your explanation, I actually have a slightly more respect for those people ho post first but aren’t first (still, not THAT much respect >.>). It’s almost like throwing in your ballot for guessing jellybeans and then seeing the results… almost… Does not explain the people who post “first” like 20th comments down though, after all the other “first” peoples AND the meaningful discussions >.>
On the other hand, though, why are those “first”, “second”, etc. posts not considered spam?
omg i llooovvvveeeee it! I’m getting this one too!! tks guys! =D
er… Not first!
Funny, but lame as a shirt imo…
eh. kinda boring.
Zzzzzzzzz…
zzzzzzz as well.
I third that zzzzzzzzzzz
I fourth that zzzzzzzz
So not FIRST!!!1! WAH!!!
I like the colors, but the design doesn’t do anything for me, sorry.
same here :/
Ok but all not all my freinds are complete computer geeks, so I’d have to spend an embarassing and rubbish 5 mins explaining it to them.
Yeah, no. I’ll take the yellow cat shirt, kthnxbai.
However, I could totally see Sheldon wearing this shirt next season on The Big Bang Theory.
Yeah, that’d be so awesome if he did!
Epic win! Thanks for the laugh– I wish I could buy it.
LAST!!!!! Nobody may post after this! LOL!
lol i just did XD
almost as lame as declaring your comment first
I would buy this if it came in Men’s Black.
-gasps- A black shirt!
I thought I’d never see one ever again Dx
FIRST
Forty-Third!
@eugene my find x shirt just came. i ordered a women’s medium in navy blue. it came as a men’s medium in black. IT IS WAY TOO BIG AND DOESN’T FIT! halp pleez?
If all of my friends at school were internet nerds such as I, I’d probably buy this…
… or, I could buy it, wear it, and see how many people really ARE internet-nerds, and never admitted it until that point… 0.0
Decisions, decisions…
do it =D
More cat ones please!
Boring…
NOT FIRST!
brb counting the comments
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thanks for waiting
TWENTY-SIXTH!
*sigh* whatever happened to shirt of the DAY. now we’re lucky to get 3 a week…
Three per week (M/W/F) is our schedule. We were getting too many complaints when we changed shirts every weekday that people were missing alot of shirts.
I just missed ‘Kitteh <3' and this one.
Although I buy a shirt once in awhile, I just come here to see the kitteh shirts!! And some wins, some epic fails, ect. :3
Hope that 'epic fail' doesn't offend anyone.
“First!!” ? …TROLLS.
lolz…..i go to PAL and im on the top of the list so the lady tht does atendence alway calls me FIRST 1. i am going to pwn her with this shirt! :3