First the question you’re all asking:
DOES THE GIANT RED FAIL STAMP WORK ON IDIOTS’ FOREHEADS?
Yes. It does. Our office tests show positive ink results on a variety of failbags’ foreheads, although if the size and shape of the FAILer’s forehead gives you any trouble, might we suggest stamping again, this time even harder?
Oh, but don’t stop at foreheads. Stamp FAIL on that memo you just got from that annoying manager. Car broke down on the way to the most important meeting/interview/date of your life? Stamp FAIL on the hood and that satisfactory “ka-ching” sound of the stamp doing its magic will make everything better.
Don’t forget the WIN stamp. Although sometimes it feels like there are significantly less opportunities to utilize it, it’ll just be that much more epic when you do. A big fat WIN of black ink is a great way to show your child that their fridge art has reached the next level of awesome. Acceptance letters mean that much more with a little extra WIN on them. Maybe use it as a highlighter to spruce up studying for that boring history class.
When necessary, jot in your name and the date, so as to properly document the WINs and the FAILs. Remember: the WIN stamps come in black and the FAIL stamps come in red. They both print in solid, all-caps IMPACT font. These are commercial, office-grade stamps that require no ink pad and are good for hundreds of judgement-filled stampings. Each stamp produces an imprint that is 1.5 inches wide by .6 inches tall. Our advice? Order now and spend the rest of the day measuring foreheads.
aren’t fail stamps in red and win stamps in black? “Remember: the WIN stamps come in red and the FAIL stamps come in black.”
You’re darn tootin’ – good catch. I went ahead and fixed!
WANT!!!
I’m going to be a teacher, and I think i NEED these xD
haha you will be the “COOLEST” teacher in school
Hi,
Also send to europe?
I would like to have them, but kinda expensive to reproduce here…
We do ship to most EU countries.
wow.. just bought for friends bday, but i was playing with them… they have a lock on the side so you dont accidently stamp something, or for childproof or something… so i put the lock on, tried to squeeze it to test it… the lock FAILED… and i got a big red stamp on my hand to prove it.
lol irony.
the more fail the better!!!! the lock was probably there for smarties like you to test and end up with a fail on their chest, literally!!! ROFLSFLLOLAOJHHHLOLDAUTRCOL???????!!!!!!!!!??????
I don’t think the fact that it was red was just a coincidence…
“A big fat WIN of red ink is a great way to show your child that their fridge art has reached the next level of awesome.”
thought WIN was black.
if there was an error in the text, we fixed it. WIN is black FAIL is red. Thanks.
im gonna go around stamping ppl
OMG!! so awesome.
how about when the ink runs out? i just buy new ones, or could i possibly change the ink inside? sounds like a fail if it’s not possible
ps. i fail so hard, that they WILL run out quickly
There is replacement ink available. These are professional office-grade stamps, but we just don’t happen to sell the refills.
I just bought these, Perfect for the up and coming school year. xP
Hmmm…Maybe I could use for mah artz?Yepz?
These are epic xD Epic WIN, that is.
I’d love to just stamp my friends’ art with a big ol’ WIN and stamp an annoying note that goes by my desk with a FAIL.
And yes, start measuring foreheads!
This is such a win.
And if something is a realy big fail, use the FAIL stamp to make the word “FAIL” made out of the word FAIL… Or something like that… Shold work great…
So if I want to order one, is it $21 for BOTH the fail and win? Or do I have to click it twice or something..
Or am I worthy of a Fail stamp now? xD
uhhmmm… do you send to other countries??? I live in a country where Fails are common and Wins are Epic Wins, that country, Mexico… yeahh, Wins are epic here because they are impossible, damn, I wanna cry for not living in the U.S.
kindaa expencive but got it anyway cuz im a TA
I’m going to give these to my sister as a present when she get’s her job as a teacher.