First the question you’re all asking:
DOES THE GIANT RED FAIL STAMP WORK ON IDIOTS’ FOREHEADS?
Yes. It does. Our office tests show positive ink results on a variety of failbags’ foreheads, although if the size and shape of the FAILer’s forehead gives you any trouble, might we suggest stamping again, this time even harder?
Oh, but don’t stop at foreheads. Stamp FAIL on that memo you just got from that annoying manager. Car broke down on the way to the most important meeting/interview/date of your life? Stamp FAIL on the hood and that satisfactory “ka-ching” sound of the stamp doing its magic will make everything better.
Don’t forget the WIN stamp. Although sometimes it feels like there are significantly less opportunities to utilize it, it’ll just be that much more epic when you do. A big fat WIN of black ink is a great way to show your child that their fridge art has reached the next level of awesome. Acceptance letters mean that much more with a little extra WIN on them. Maybe use it as a highlighter to spruce up studying for that boring history class.
When necessary, jot in your name and the date, so as to properly document the WINs and the FAILs. Remember: the WIN stamps come in black and the FAIL stamps come in red. They both print in solid, all-caps IMPACT font. These are commercial, office-grade stamps that require no ink pad and are good for hundreds of judgement-filled stampings. Each stamp produces an imprint that is 1.5 inches wide by .6 inches tall. Our advice? Order now and spend the rest of the day measuring foreheads.
aren’t fail stamps in red and win stamps in black? “Remember: the WIN stamps come in red and the FAIL stamps come in black.”
You’re darn tootin’ – good catch. I went ahead and fixed!
Is there any way to order these, other than online?
Hi, Jon – Loren from LOLmart here. The shirts we sell (and all the merchandise in the store, for that matter) are exclusive to LOLmart.com. We don’t use resellers, and don’t have any of it (yet) in any physical retail outlet of our own.
Thanks for stopping by!
Yet? I like the sound of that! xD *Waits in front of closed store for an LOLmart to open*
WANT!!!
I’m going to be a teacher, and I think i NEED these xD
haha you will be the “COOLEST” teacher in school
As a former teacher, I can say with experience that you will need to order more “FAIL” than “WIN”.
true
F- FAIL
Hi,
Also send to europe?
I would like to have them, but kinda expensive to reproduce here…
We do ship to most EU countries.
wow.. just bought for friends bday, but i was playing with them… they have a lock on the side so you dont accidently stamp something, or for childproof or something… so i put the lock on, tried to squeeze it to test it… the lock FAILED… and i got a big red stamp on my hand to prove it.
lol irony.
the more fail the better!!!! the lock was probably there for smarties like you to test and end up with a fail on their chest, literally!!! ROFLSFLLOLAOJHHHLOLDAUTRCOL???????!!!!!!!!!??????
I don’t think the fact that it was red was just a coincidence…
Shoot, who would have tohhgut that it was that easy?
Hey! I just got mine, and I also wondered why the lock wouldn’t work. It actually turned out that the lock only works when the stamp is being pressed, and the lock keeps it in that position. That’s probably to allow it to dry.
BTW, several of my classmates also ended up with a big “FAIL” on their hands, but that was totally intentional.
The lock on self-inking stamps is usually there to keep the stamp just far enough away to change the inkpad, which is why it won’t stay locked when you press it down. If you stamp down all the way and then lock it, the lock will stay in-place to allow temporary ink color change and to clean the stamp.
Finally, working a tedious office job pays off…
“A big fat WIN of red ink is a great way to show your child that their fridge art has reached the next level of awesome.”
thought WIN was black.
if there was an error in the text, we fixed it. WIN is black FAIL is red. Thanks.
im gonna go around stamping ppl
OMG!! so awesome.
ur a staaaaalker
how about when the ink runs out? i just buy new ones, or could i possibly change the ink inside? sounds like a fail if it’s not possible
ps. i fail so hard, that they WILL run out quickly
There is replacement ink available. These are professional office-grade stamps, but we just don’t happen to sell the refills.
I just bought these, Perfect for the up and coming school year. xP
Hmmm…Maybe I could use for mah artz?Yepz?
These are epic xD Epic WIN, that is.
I’d love to just stamp my friends’ art with a big ol’ WIN and stamp an annoying note that goes by my desk with a FAIL.
And yes, start measuring foreheads!
This is such a win.
And if something is a realy big fail, use the FAIL stamp to make the word “FAIL” made out of the word FAIL… Or something like that… Shold work great…
So if I want to order one, is it $21 for BOTH the fail and win? Or do I have to click it twice or something..
Or am I worthy of a Fail stamp now? xD
uhhmmm… do you send to other countries??? I live in a country where Fails are common and Wins are Epic Wins, that country, Mexico… yeahh, Wins are epic here because they are impossible, damn, I wanna cry for not living in the U.S.
kindaa expencive but got it anyway cuz im a TA
I’m going to give these to my sister as a present when she get’s her job as a teacher.
awesome
so added to b-day wishlist
Anna11′s b-day is sept. 18th. Anna11 rocks
:>)
Awesome. Imma buy this and then stamp my friends forehead B Fore school starts
If I get these, will I have an overwhelming urge to stamp WIN everything or stamp FAIL on my intern’s forehead??
gotta get that for my teacher
My mom’s a math teacher so she should so get this!!
Dude, theses stamps are WIN! (I just stamped my computer, oops, mom won’t be happy about this…)
if its an apple you better of put win *makes a me gusta face*
ME GUSTA!
i’d be stampin’ everyone’s forehead at school!
go! WIN is better than FAIL!
I know WAYY too many FAILS in my life and it’s really funny XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooh this will be fun to use at school. >:D There are so many fails that one teacher banned the word “fail” from her classroom because of overuse. She may soon also ban the word “win” I can’t wait to stamp my friend’s head when she/he says something of the failish variety. *evil laugh*
im going to SOOOOO make a fake interveiw and hide the stamps and see if people FAIL OR WIN…
Hahaha SO NEED THESE fo my teachers and fo me!!!
i will take the fail stamp and quickly stamp my friends forehead FAIL
Sound so great, but kinda expensive. Will these ever go on sale?
Sometimes we put things on sale, but for the price you’re getting the same high office-quality stamps used by companies. These are fun, but they are not toys. Both WIN and FAIL stamps are included.
Hi Elodie,
Sorry, we are not yet shipping to Saudi Arabia.
Thanks,
Eugene
add an epic stamp to this package. this would allow for 4 diffrent occations… win,fail,epic win and epic fail!
do this and i will order them.
lol! totally needed, especially at my school. (wins for me, fails for the idiots)
Darn… Imma’ a canuck… that’s $5.00 moar 4 me o_q
Any chance you can do a Parking Fail in reverse to stamp on peoples windshields? That way they can read it from inside their car. I would buy that in a heartbeat!
At last! Someone who understands! Thanks for poinstg!
My social studies’ teacher’s favorite word is “Fail”…and he has a “paid” stamp for assignments you turned in on time…I think I should get these for him so he could use the “Win” stamp on assignments and “Fail” for whatever he chooses..
ǝʇısoddo ǝɥʇ q pnɥs ʇı
ןıɐɟ WIN
Lol, I should buy those for my teacher.
Let someone into a session of Congress and have him stamp everybody’s heads
Does it come with one stamp or both epic and fail stamps? (2 in total?)
it comes with 1 FAIL and 1 WIN