Better Than a Doggy Bag

Better Than a Doggy Bag

Kitty! What are you doing in that Doggy Bag?

I knews it! I knews you was gettings a dogs withouts mine permissions. Why? Am I not kitties enough for you?

We don’t have a dog.

That’s what I thinks. I thoughts. But then looks, you keep broughtings home leftover food labeled “Doggy Bag.” What is a cute kitties supposed to thunk? No, I don’t think I’m being weird and jealous. It’s a logically conclusion.

No, kitty, it’s not a bag for a dog, it’s a doggy bag. “Doggy bag” is just slang for leftover food from a restaurant.
Oh. Then can we begun calling it a kitties bag? I think that’s better than a dog’s bag. Also, don’t get mad at kitties, but there were only two pieces of fish in here when I got here and I didn’t eat its, I promise. There were not four pieces. I don’t know what happened to the other pieces. A hunger dog must of eaten them. Aren’t I cute in this bag? Let’s focus on that and not the missing delicious fishies, k? Cute kitteh needs your pets.

O, and, uh, yeah, are you a gonna eat these other two pieces? Kthxbai.

Men’s/Unisex Shirt in Lake Blue and Women’s Shirt in Violet

Please see our FAQ for Sizing. These are the first of the new line of shirts with true sizing. We still recommend that you read the measurements on the FAQ to confirm your size before you order.

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