Move over, Matt Smith — the twelfth Doctor has arrived at LOLmart! Dr. Tinywho is the first Time Lord to successfully operate a sonic screwdriver without the use of opposable thumbs, and his trusty TARDIS has brought him down just in time to be featured as our Shirt of the Week. In homage to the read the rest…

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Wha–? O hai there! I wuz just taking a cat nap. Yknow. Napture! Want to join me, hoomin? Here are the rules: Rule one: find a comfortable place to nap. Wherever you want to sleep, you should sleep! …but those are places you should sleep! Ok, ok bed is fine too. Napture rule two: read the rest…

Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Do you really want a cheezburger, but you don’t eat the meats? Don’t feel bad! And don’t feel bad that my rhyme didn’t rhyme! Turn that frown upside down, and then fill it with delicious, nutritious greens and stuffs. I said don’t feel bad! read the rest…

I have no idea what you’re talking about… So here’s a t-shirt with a bunny with a pancake on its head. This is Oolong. SAY HI OOLONG! He’s a rabbit from Japan whose owner made him the subject of hundreds of photographs, most of which involved Oolong balancing something on his head. If you can read the rest…

Bunny needs a hug! Oh no. What did you do? You should apologize, like definitely, but not before you’re positive that you know what you did. Bunnies can tell when an apology isn’t legitimate, it’s like a bunny-sense they have, along with being super-cute all the time, even when they’re sad. Okay, focus, let’s run read the rest…

Felines of the world, unite! Down with the aristocats and long live the purrletariat! Show your support for the Cheezburger Party with the Lenin Cat tee, available in red, red and red. RED for the ketchup on our cheezburgers. RED for what we didn’t do with War & Peace. RED for… well, you get the read the rest…

America. Land of the free, home of the brave. We’ve got apple pie, baseball, monster trucks, John Wayne and grills the size of small cars. What do those other countries have? Croquet? Souffle, fondue and petit fours? Mimes? Citroens? Please. We’ve been kicking a$$ and taking names since 1776. Walking softly and carrying a big read the rest…

Steam Wars These aren’t the shirts you’re looking for. THESE ARE SO MUCH BETTER. A long time ago in a galaxy full of win, we sold this (inter) stellar shirt for a limited time, and you were smart enough to buy it. Wait–that wasn’t a long time ago–that was today, and now everything is coming read the rest…

So, it’s back to school time, and we at Cheezburger feel your pain. Getting a proper education sure is rewarding, but math is hard, you guys. Math is like really hard. When you realize that you’re studying more than you’re sleeping, sometimes you’ve gotta take a break and have a little fun with things. Sometimes read the rest…

“Why did we do that to Pluto? We had it good with Pluto.” — Dave Eggers Oh, Pluto. I’m sorry. All you ever wanted was to be a real planet. I know. I get that. I get YOU, Pluto. But here’s the skinny: turns out? You’re not a planet. Not really, you know, not for read the rest…