Do you ever get that feeling- you know- like someone is following you? Even you when you know there is absolutely no one else around? Not even that creepy guy from the bagel place who you think might be stalking you because how is it possible that he is always there when you are? Does read the rest…

Summer is upon us! Time to shake off the doldrums and pack your beach bags for a little R&R. Even though she’s not headed anywhere exotic this year, Kitteh still wants to make sure she has plenty to share in her “What I Did Over Summer Vacation” report this fall. So she is relaxing in read the rest…

Can’t you just imagine the pitch? “We got this great new concept: it’s all about conserving the magnitude of linear momentum!” (silence) “And there are these cool teleporting guns… And, um, cake! Yes, cake!” MMMmmmmmm… cake! It just makes manipulating a device to create inter-spatial portals between two flat planes seem so much more rewarding. read the rest…

Need a happy recharge in your closet? Happy Cat can help! 100% combed ringspun cotton shirt is made by industry-leader American Apparel and is made of fine jersey cotton. These shirt styles fit a little *snugly*. (If you prefer a looser fit, please pick one size larger.) Women’s shirt features a metallic gold silk screen read the rest…

You luvs the kittehs. So snuggly! So kyoot! And all of the LOLs they gives to you! Oh! The kittehs they are the bestest! But sometimes, does it maybe feel like the kittehs don’t luv us the same in return? Like we luvs them and feeds them and buys them all the expensive toys and read the rest…

O Liono, Liono! wherefore art thou Liono? Deny thy pride and refuse thy species; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I’ll no longer be a Equus burchellii… Is there anything more romantic than tales of star-crossed lovers? Poets, authors and song writers would all be left scrambling without the creative read the rest…

Ahhhhhhhhhh… summertime at last. Longer days filled with sunshine and outdoor fun. Time for baseball, days at the pool, and vacations. Can’t you just feel the sand between your toes? Is there anything better than cooling off on a hot summer day with a frosty beverage? And let us not forget that most hallowed of read the rest…

The New LOLossus By Emma Catarus, 1883 Not like the brazen cats of Tacgnol fame, With conquering limbs astride from ceiling to basement; Here at our bukkit-strewn, sunset gates shall stand A mighty feline with a torch, whose flame Is the nomiest treat, and her name Mother of LOLs. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide web; read the rest…

America. Land of the free, home of the brave. We’ve got apple pie, baseball, monster trucks, John Wayne and grills the size of small cars. What do those other countries have? Croquet? Souffle, fondue and petit fours? Mimes? Citroens? Please. We’ve been kicking a$$ and taking names since 1776. Walking softly and carrying a big read the rest…

Roll call. We’ve all been doing it since our first day of school. Everyone raised a hand and announced, “Here.” Well, everyone except for that smart aleck in the second row who just had to say,”Present!” instead. Then, a pre-intergalatic battle took calling roll to a whole new level. No mere raising of hands here, read the rest…