Kitteh <3
Kitteh <3 Like kitty litter sand though a kitty litter box, so are the Days of Our Nine Lives. Previously on Days of Our Nine Lives: Fluffles was accused of mouse murder! But before Mittens could take the witness stand and admit that he was with Fluffles the whole night of the murder (scandalous!), Mittens read the rest…
Better Than a Doggy Bag
Better Than a Doggy Bag Kitty! What are you doing in that Doggy Bag? I knews it! I knews you was gettings a dogs withouts mine permissions. Why? Am I not kitties enough for you? We don’t have a dog. That’s what I thinks. I thoughts. But then looks, you keep broughtings home leftover food read the rest…
OM NOM NOM NOM FAIL!
Our Final NOM NOM NOM Shirt this week is the NOM NOM NOM FAIL! Om Nom Nom… Wait Welcome to the first annual Cheezburger eating contest! To close out NOM NOM NOM Week, we’ve arranged a contest between some of your favorite animals, all to see who can eat the most cheezburgers. Are you ready? read the rest…
NOM NOM NOM Cookies
As we continue our week of NOM, we bring to you our awesome NOM NOM NOM Cookies Shirt! NOM NOM NOM Cookies! Now let’s think about things that start with the letter N. NOM starts with N! What else starts with the letter N? Oh who cares, NOM NOM NOM! N is for NOM, that’s read the rest…
NOM NOM NOM Express
So we begin our week of three very cool, very different NOM NOM NOM shirts with a classic from icanhascheezburger.com, The NOM NOM NOM Express Snails. MAD SNAILS Thanks for coming. We here at Sterling, Cooper, Draper & Snail know that your time is important to you, so we’re not going to waste it. We read the rest…
NARWHAL vs UNICORN
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE Hey, it’s LOLmart Shirts here, with a special treat. Last week a magical portal opened to a dimension of fantasy, right here in our shirt warehouse, and so, you know, we took a break from selling awesome shirts, hopped through this gate of stars, and attended the most epic sporting read the rest…
Happy Dog
Happy Dog is Happy I have a FEVER, and the only cure is more pets behind my ears! Â Oh yeah, right in there, that’s the spot. Ahh… Okay okay okay HI HI HI welcome to Happy Dog’s excited happy can’t stop happy lessons on how to be happy. Are you ready to be happy happy? read the rest…
Time Travel Kitteh!
Time Travel Kitteh… iz distracted by String… Time Travel Kitteh is leaping from time to time, striving to put purr what once went hiss, hoping that the next leap will–wait, no, forget what I was saying, he’s just playing with a string. He’s not just playing with a string! Do you know nothing about the read the rest…
Cattuccino!
Cattuccino “Excuse me, barista, but my coffee has fur.” “Didn’t you order the Cattucino?” “Ummm… yeah?” “Well, then there you go.” “Oh. I guess that explains why it just meowed at me.” Introducing the new Cattuccino. When you want something warm in your mug, with a little less caffeine but a little more cute. No read the rest…
Helicopters Explode
What Helicopters Do So, you’re watching a movie with a helicopter in it. What do you think is going to happen? I’ll give you a clue: the same thing that’s going to happen if you’re watching a movie with a Death Star in it. It’s either going to: 1. Explode. 2. Explode. 3. or, perhaps, read the rest…

