Cattuccino “Excuse me, barista, but my coffee has fur.” “Didn’t you order the Cattucino?” “Ummm… yeah?” “Well, then there you go.” “Oh. I guess that explains why it just meowed at me.” Introducing the new Cattuccino. When you want something warm in your mug, with a little less caffeine but a little more cute. No read the rest…

You know how sometimes you’re eating a cheezburger, and the cheezburger is so delicious that you end up eating some of the paper that the cheezburger is wrapped in? It’s kind of like that, except then you realize that the cheezburger you were enjoying so much wasn’t a cheezburger at all, but was really, you read the rest…

Man, I wish someone would tape Bacon on me. Bacon is so frikkin’ delicious, man. Everything is better with bacon. Burgers, salads, omelets, ice cream. Well, I haven’t tried that last one, but I mean, probably, man, right? I’d drink a bacon cola if they made it. Mmmm… I can feel the bacon carbonation bubbles read the rest…

“Excuse me. EXCUSE ME! Hi. I think something’s wrong with your hand dryer.” “Ummm… I don’t work here. I’m just a guy using the bathroom too.” “Okay, so you feel my pain. I followed the directions, I pushed the button right here, and instead of dispensing bacon, I just got a handful of hot air.” read the rest…

“Do you think we’ll always stay bee eff effs, Bacon?” “That’s why they calls us Best Friends Forever, Eggs.” BFF HIGH-FIVE! “Oh, you crack me up, Bacon.” “It’s easy when you’re always sunny side-up, Eggs.” PUN HIGH-FIVE! “What about Hash Browns?” “What about him? He takes too long to get ready. All of the shredding read the rest…

Communication isn’t easy. Whether it be English, French, Spanish, or Lolspeak, sometimes it’s hard to say what you mean. For instance, I was once dating a pirate and said “I love you” which just comes out as “Aye, love you” in Pirate, which isn’t quite the same thing. There was also that time when things read the rest…

War. War never changes. Dropped behind enemy lines. No one expects me to last through the night. I’m not even sure they expected me to last through the drop. But I’ll show them. They don’t call me Fluffy Rambo Kittymittens for nothing. Where am I? It’s too dark. Can’t… see…  What’s that smell? IT’S THE read the rest…

If the Presidents of the United States… were… cats… What this shirt is: A hilarious yet subtle reinterpretation of our nation’s Presidents, if we were a nation of felines. What this shirt is not: A bold prediction of our nation’s future Presidents, shortly after teh kitteh revolt.  (you do know about teh revolt right?) Put read the rest…

Mr. Men? That was so 1970s. Out of the children’s books and straight from the rage comics, we give you Mr. Men all grown up: MR. MEMES! Colorful caricatures whose names are based on their rage face. With this week’s newest LOLmart shirt, you’ll have your proper Mr. Meme right at hand, backing you up read the rest…

Move over, Matt Smith — the twelfth Doctor has arrived at LOLmart! Dr. Tinywho is the first Time Lord to successfully operate a sonic screwdriver without the use of opposable thumbs, and his trusty TARDIS has brought him down just in time to be featured as one of our special kids shirts. In homage to read the rest…